Five ways to avoid the flu at the workplace

By which I mean, the five ways I’m avoiding getting the flu from you:

1. Get a flu shot.
2. Wash your hands.
3. Don’t touch me.
4. Get away from me!
5. Are you sick? Go home.
6. Avoid crowds.
7. I said, don’t touch me!
8. Rinse.
9. Repeat.

Yeah, I know that’s nine, but did you wash your hands?